I don't care if'n you got da greatest love since dat dere Orpheus. I got so in trouble for letting 'im past, you don't wanna know. You ain't gettin' in 'ere, bud. An', no, she ain't getting out.
You say you studied the incantations and everything? Well, too bad. They changed the locks, so ta speak. And that means I ain't gotta listen to those silly little 'flurba wurba woogledypook' chants you been doin'.
And one more... HEY! BACK THERE, BEHIND ME! Settle down, you ain't goin' nowhere! Anyway, one more thing. The last reason your beloved is stayin' dead after having been a psycho mass-murderer?
It's cuz I got at least twenty stone on you, ya dinky little wimp!