I guess now that it’s hit the store, I can reveal that I was a beta tester in the Test Product Beta Product Test Test Product Test. The Test Product is just awesome. It will revolutionize the way you work, change the way you think, put a spring in your step, a sparkle in your eye, a song in your heart and a bun in your oven. It will give you fresher breath, smoother skin, stronger hair and nails, a full, glossy coat, and the confidence of a twenty-five-year old. A twenty-five-year-old what? I’m not sure, but there it is anyway.
It enlarges, it shrinks, it reduces, it increases. It is 128-bit, 4D, hi-def, low-slung, PC-compatible, user-friendly, super-stereo, giant, pocket-size, discreet, ostentatious, new and improved. You’ll wonder how you did without it, and now you have it, you’ll wonder what you’re going to do with it. Or what it’s going to do with you.
Trust me, you want this one. And at that price, they’re practically giving it away.
You’ll probably get another chance at it. Daz usually has ketchup around for the really popular items like Test Product. If not, just wait a month and they’ll be giving it away free in a magazine. With a bundle of assorted poses and textures no doubt.
Best thread of the day. Daz should take this as a sign that:
A. their audience is bored
B. We are busy bodies
C. Know how to have a good laugh
But I’m curious, is this that much better than the 50cent test item I wishlisted yesterday? My wishlist is already kinda full and I’ve started limited how much I add so it doesn’t implode again. I mean 128bit is pretty sweet. Reminds me of the Sega Dreamcast.
The 50cent test item appears to be the LE version. Very few morphs and only one ho-hum texture. You need the full Test Product that comes with a gazillion morphs, nine-tenths of which are breast sizes ranging from “itsy bitsy teensy weensie” to “boobs the size of a planet” . And don’t worry about the bikini not fitting when you dial those in, it comes with a temple and a sword that can be strategically positioned so as not to violate TOS.
I hate to tell you but this is just a re-release. The original looks better when rendered in DS2.3 and the price has to reflect all the work needed to update it for DS3, DS3A, DS4, DS4Pro, and DS4.5Pro. I have trouble rendering with Uber Surface Shader2 applied but the HSS shader still works fine. I’m thinking of asking for a refund any way, Sure it’s nice but why put this up during the PC sale? I still want a few other items I will use more often. I just do not do this type of render that often.
Batteries? What batteries? This thing runs on dilithium crystals and I know a guy who knows a guy on Proxima Centauri who’s wife’s third cousin twice removed from the gene pool has plenty of those. Dirt cheap too, just tell ‘em Harry Mudd sent you.
@Jaderail: You need to reset your download. It’s been fixed now. Compatible with all versions up to DS 9999999.5 (beta).
A mastur beta test!! Don’t buy it now—In a couple of months DAZ will give it away for free!! Don’t expect any documentation, though.
I hope not, I just purchased the last several hundred of them the other day and have been trying to sell ‘em on ebay for double the price. So far no takers, but I feel lucky.
I’m VERY disappointed that there are NOT other screen shots. I mean REALLY DAZ, REALLY?? Not getting a nickel out of me until I see more… Esp if there are nudes!
enjoyed it 
