I guess now that it’s hit the store, I can reveal that I was a beta tester in the Test Product Beta Product Test Test Product Test. The Test Product is just awesome. It will revolutionize the way you work, change the way you think, put a spring in your step, a sparkle in your eye, a song in your heart and a bun in your oven. It will give you fresher breath, smoother skin, stronger hair and nails, a full, glossy coat, and the confidence of a twenty-five-year old. A twenty-five-year-old what? I’m not sure, but there it is anyway.
It enlarges, it shrinks, it reduces, it increases. It is 128-bit, 4D, hi-def, low-slung, PC-compatible, user-friendly, super-stereo, giant, pocket-size, discreet, ostentatious, new and improved. You’ll wonder how you did without it, and now you have it, you’ll wonder what you’re going to do with it. Or what it’s going to do with you.
Trust me, you want this one. And at that price, they’re practically giving it away.
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