I agree with you Jade. Even when I listen to the local news on the radio, the only time our town gets mentioned is when there is (yet another) accident on the bypass road. You never get news about the interesting stuff, like why we had 2 police vans and a police car visit a house in the street opposite us. We had to find that out from the local gossip. It’s stupid.
...when the zombie apocalypse occurs, Portland doesn’t stand a chance as the news media here will be too busy reporting the latest story about the infidelity of some local public official, the ongoing debate over building a new bridge across the Columbia (and whether it needs to have light rail),more school closings, more transit system cuts, latest high school sports scores, and moaning about another Trailblazer (our NBA franchise) loss.
If they pay it any attention they’ll most likely just chock it up to another Occupy Portland protest.
I wonder if tazers work on zombies