wendy♥catz - 05 October 2012 12:00 AM
Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters?
Nope Mother thumb and her four daughters, my dear. I said just one more sister and then mom.
Okay, I gotta do this now, so buckle up its a strange ride….. Names Changed to Protect the Innocent
, Yeah Right…
First we have Sabby AKA Trickica (my Ex who thought cheating on me was an art), then we have her younger sister called Shagrilla AKA ShamMary (who would openly try to get me to cheat on her sister with her, very awkward at times), next comes the just a bit older sister Billeigh AKA Peggme (who wanted to cheat on her husband with me as I cheated on her sister with her, always discrete) after her was the oldest sister (not shown or named) AKA Wandaroundinadazz (the happily married family wallflower until the drinks started to flow) which just leaves the Mother (also not shown or named yet) AKA Barbedbradevorcera (Some how a mixture of all four daughters who acted good until Mom knows best started in her head). I’ll not bring the brother JUST above Sabby and below Peggme into this, he threatened to end my life when I started seeing Sabby but some how managed to NEVER meet me in person in the two years she and I dated or the seven years plus we were married. Mr.Hark (the brother) refused to attend any function that I was a part of. Now with all that in your head (I hope it does not explode) picture the south of the USA with family picnics, birthday parties and the yearly memorial day gatherings (also called decoration) so we can honor our dead (think family reunion). All this would be very stupid except it’s 100% true.