Q: Which Hanna-Barbera cartoon character follows Eastern religious teachings?
A: Yogi Bear.
Q: What’s the longest word in the English language?
A: ‘SMILES’. There’s a mile between the first and the last letters.
Q: What do you get when you cross an ape and a citrus fruit?
A: An orange-utan.
Q: (With another alternative answer) What do you get when you cross an ape and a citrus fruit?
Q: What did the right nipple say to the left nipple?
A: I’m keeping abreast of you.