Fun thread! The world could use a lot more joviality and lightness in it.
Here is my poor contribution.
On occasion, I have been known to think faster than I talk and then not to monitor what I am saying as I try to keep up with my thoughts. Now one way that I tend to do this is to combine words when my head is trying to quickly debate between two similar words.
One of my favorites that my husband and I do use now, making sure of where we are when we do is one that I won’t type directly here. But it takes the first 2 letters of FUSSY and the last 3 of PICKY and means both.
And I was initially answering a question about what I want for lunch (at work) and I answered I am not F***Y