Digital Art Zone

I want to come to this forum and sometimes just read stuff, look at renders and links that make me wet my pants with laughter,
not feel depressed by folks personal dramas or be tempted to whinge myself.
esp if cheering up needed.
so I wish to make this thread a drama free zone.
only stupid stuff.
links, stories, jokes, funny silly renders (no sad depressing renders!), poetry whatever gets you giggling.
here is what I would look like crossed with my cat Felix!

I just spent two hours modeling in Hex, my poor brain is in REAL mode. Please post some LMFAO. I need it bad.

Hexagon oh Hexagon
six sided polygon
not as secure as the Pentagon
but better than being square
or worse still a triangle
oh but to be a Septagon, is that even a word?
coolest of all is the Octogon it is gr8!

This is a quicky render of my attempted posing of V4 picking her nose and scratching her tush.

Yesterday I learned that a 7 year old relative, Joshua, and his mother were moving to Des Moines, Iowa. That is about 100 miles from where they currently live in Iowa. (FYI, for those overseas, Iowa is in about the middle of the US).

This is the conversation that went down between Joshua and his grandfather:
Joshua: Do they say different words in Des Moines?
Grandfather: What do you mean? Do you mean do they speak a different language?
Joshua: Yes, because I know a few words of Chinese, but not very many.
Grandfather: What Chinese words do you know?
Joshua: Uno, Dos, Tres.

ok, now I am scratching my nose and picking my ass sayin uno dos tres
and trying to think without Googling what a sevensided polygon is called!
hey Ngon! covers all bases!
but waaaaaat? a Hexagon is a Ngon!
triagulate that naughty Ngon right now or it will cause problems!!!

wendy♥catz - 05 August 2012 10:11 AM

ok, now I am scratching my nose and picking my ass sayin uno dos tres
and trying to think without Googling what a sevensided polygon is called!
hey Ngon! covers all bases!
but waaaaaat? a Hexagon is a Ngon!
triagulate that naughty Ngon right now or it will cause problems!!!

I believe it can be either a septagon but is, more properly?, a heptagon.

I got a chuckle out of this game trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkt7h0XwFY8

This commercial cracks me up:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPMWWdfIHt0

Here’s a site that often gifts me with laugh-out-loud moments
www.regretsy.com

Warning - not always SFW.
It features the rubbish SOME people try to sell on Etsy. Though I must warn you that sometimes I have had “I can’t believe they would think of selling that sort of thing” moments.

Octogon, pentagon or Hexagon. It’s all driving me slowly up a wall. I think I’ll stop, pick my nose and scratch my butt.

Thanks for the nuttyiness folks. I’m seeing points and quads when I close my eyes. Makes me wonder about this guy.

Love tutorial, I serched how to make drill in modeler by google,
then found it. I stop my work.
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want you try it? 
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Build a Bioshock Drill arms tutorial!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=007t03X8NPw&list=UUcCk-KqsBX4KsYt_aJqJI-w&index=5&feature=plcp

a bear is taking a big Doo Doo in the forrest and he thinks, Damn that is gonna stick to my fur and i hate that..
just when he’s willing to take the risk , a bright white bunny is passing by…

Hey YOU the bears says .. how come your so bright and clean ... does Poo not stick to your fur ??
No says the white bunny ... 

At that moment the bear grabs the white bunny and wipes his ass clean with with the white bunny, and says
we are going to be great buddy’s   ...

Chris

Ps translating a joke from Dutch to English lol .. i hope it comes across ..

I nearly peed mt pants laughing when I first saw this.

“Put kitty litter in your shoes, and it’ll take away the odor. Unless, of course, you own a cat.”

— Jay Leno

After careful consideration, the producers of TV’s “Batman” decided to go with the Batmobile instead of the Batbaby Elephant as Batman’s transportation.