Hmmmm, sounds like Miss Bad Wolf is doing nicely. Well, except for being a zombie with rabies. In the olden days madstones were thought to cure rabies. And just what is a madstone, you ask breathlessly. Just a hairball coughed up by an ordinary cat. i don’t know how it was administered.
There are only two ways to administer something to the body. Which one you prefer is up to you.