... there are probably thousands of alternate universes where the new DAZ site actually works well AND looks good… unfortunately in at least 15,699 of them we are all giant, hat wearing cockroaches.
You’re not a giant hat-wearing cockroach?
Damn it, I’m in the wrong reality again. I knew that I should have stopped and asked directions at the last fold in the space-time continuum.
On the plus side, if I can just find my way back to my home universe, I’ve got a great shopping experience ahead of me.