Don’t drink that maple syrup. wendy♥catz! It appears to come from that evil Mirror Universe from Star Trek!!
‘Course I’m diabetic so my syrup-swilling days are over,
...the brewpub I am currently at has a Porter that uses a hint of real maple syrup in the mix. Very tasty and quite swillable. I keep telling them they should name it Maple Leaf Porter.
Of course some days you just have to go for a swig or two of the pure stuff. Ohh Geez, what a rush and totally legal.
”...yes, your honour, the breathalyser indicated a .45 blood-maple content and he was exhibiting several signs of syrupified behavior. We also found two cases of Organic Grade-A Amber, y’know the good stuff, in the boot of the car and several empties in the back seat. My partner here and I believe that this is a classic case of mapleholism and recommend Mr. Smythe be entered into a treatment. programme at the Jakeman’s Clinic rather than be incarcerated.”