Hi I'm Joe A Daz Customer Service Representative
How may I help you ...
"blah blah blah" new Carrara beta serial number?
Oh I am sorry we're busy committing self-destruction at the moment and are unable to assist you with that serial number issue. However if we do survive the holocaust please be assured we will post a new one once the CEO pulls his head out and wipes his eye so he can see.
"blah blah blah" joking me, right?
OK well you have a nice day and please let us know if there is anything else we can screw up for you. Bye Bye now.
"blah blah blah" morons!