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Posted: 25 June 2012 04:18 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 31 ]
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Slimer_J_Spud - 25 June 2012 03:42 PM

Or your nightly routine actually consists of setting up and starting the render right before bed, then checking it in the morning to see if it finished or crashed. red face

Oh hey I do that too! LOL


My latest “I do this”: You have to take off one side of your desktop because your renders can get so intense that the CPU monitoring software may shutdown your system in self-defense due to overheating, and that’s the only thing you can do, because the system is already full of fans and passive cooling.


(Seriously—I can’t fit more fans nor passive coolers there. About the only way I could make it better would be full-oil immersion system or water cooler.)

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Posted: 25 June 2012 05:03 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 32 ]
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There is a picture of you on PeopleofWalmart.com wearing your supersuit.

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Posted: 25 June 2012 06:39 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 33 ]
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Jaderail - 24 June 2012 02:46 PM

You dream about doing renders and then check your PC for the pictures when you wake up.

Once I had a dream where I would open the parameters tab and translate myself through walls instead of using the door.

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Posted: 25 June 2012 09:02 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 34 ]
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Jaderail - 24 June 2012 02:46 PM

You dream about doing renders and then check your PC for the pictures when you wake up.

Once I had a dream where I would open the parameters tab and translate myself through walls instead of using the door.

That’s funny!

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Posted: 25 June 2012 09:28 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 35 ]
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Taozen - 24 June 2012 02:25 PM

You check the receipt in the supermarket and ask: “Where’s my 30% PC discount”?

Especially when the supermarket you frequent has PC products. (President’s Choice).

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Posted: 25 June 2012 09:31 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 36 ]
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You watch movies trying to figure out how to set that lighting in a scene.

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Posted: 25 June 2012 09:32 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 37 ]
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You wish you had Send in the Clones for real props.

I want to use it on quarters so I can have plenty of laundry money. Or is that another one.  You wish that you could take your clothes’  textures into Photoshop to remove stains and freshen them up.

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Posted: 25 June 2012 09:33 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 38 ]
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You get upset that you start to smell on a hot day because Victoria or Michael do not become stinky ever even if you render them a lot in one day.

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Posted: 26 June 2012 12:03 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 39 ]
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RCDeschene - 25 June 2012 03:28 AM

2. You KNOW what Victoria’s secret is.

 

...hehhehheh…good one.


OK another one…


You have an SFW render as the wallpaper on your computer at the day job.


(I actually do)..

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Posted: 26 June 2012 01:36 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 40 ]
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You go to the gym and look for machines with morph sliders you can set to 1 and then go shower your new muscular body.

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Posted: 26 June 2012 02:20 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 41 ]
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Whenever you see something painted white ( street lights, fences), you wonder, why there is no texture on it ...

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Posted: 26 June 2012 02:38 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 42 ]
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You complain to the clothing department that there’s no smoothing modifier or triax weight mapping in what they sell.

You look in the mirror and think about sliding the bump down a few notches.

A little later, you think about the displacement maps and muscle morphs that would best suit your body type.

You see a nice car but are dissatisfied that the shader doesn’t have enough chrome.

You giggle like an 8-year old when you daydream about how wonderful the next renders would look.

You’re at work and think how you can speed up the rendering time so you can see the results (i.e. payday).

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Posted: 26 June 2012 10:57 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 43 ]
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When the postman leaves mail for someone else you write Not James Minderberger on it.

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Posted: 26 June 2012 10:59 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 44 ]
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You get panic attacks whenever a new store opens in your neighborhood.

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Posted: 26 June 2012 11:04 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 45 ]
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You write No Postwork on your wedding photos.

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