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Posted: 24 June 2012 11:15 AM   [ Ignore ]
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You know you’ve been using DAZ way too much when:


1. You walk outside your house, take one look, and then walk right back in because you didn’t like the way the lighting was rendered.


2. You’re at Sunday Mass and you’re flipping through the pages of Genesis looking for the verses about DForm magnets.


3. You give nicknames to people’s body types.


4. When complimenting someone’s hair style you ask them which PA they got it from.


5. You develop the social opinion that woman get more support than men.


6. You’re not at all a fan of wrestling, yet you’re well familiar with Reby Sky.


7. You become a strong advocate of child support.


8. Your favorite days are Tuesdays and Thursdays.


9. You invite all your loved ones to the funeral of your wallet.


10. You can come up with ten reasons how you know you’ve been using DAZ way too much.


Am I missing anything? wink

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Posted: 24 June 2012 11:39 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Hmmm, its cloudy outside here today with a little drizzle. Maybe if I just added a little specular spotlight right over there….

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Posted: 24 June 2012 12:23 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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RCDeschene - 24 June 2012 11:15 AM

*snip* 3. You give nicknames to people’s body types.*snip*

Yep, i know this one. And i allready know what dials to spin to improve some things red face.


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Posted: 24 June 2012 12:24 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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You go clothes shopping and get upset with the price because it is limited to one texture and no fitting morphs.

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Posted: 24 June 2012 12:28 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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When you see someone on the street, you start thinking of what products you’d use to recreate them in 3D. (Guilty!)

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Posted: 24 June 2012 12:32 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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You see someone wearing sunglasses and you think the reflection is great, but they think that you want their glasses.

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Posted: 24 June 2012 01:20 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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You look outside and think you can render it better.

As you drive down the road, everything you see, you say to yourself ‘I can make that’

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Posted: 24 June 2012 01:26 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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You wish you could convert Victoria’s clothing (or Micheal’s clothing) to your size or vise a versa.

Or you wish you could look as good as Victoria in a bikini (that is if you are a gal)

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Posted: 24 June 2012 01:50 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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Your runtime has more ornamental objects in it than your dispaly cabinet.

Vicky has more clothes in the wardrobe than you do

Even Mike has more clothes in his wardrobe than himself has in his

You try persuading the cats to lay like fur rugs, paws outstretched, so you can photograph them for textures.

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Posted: 24 June 2012 01:54 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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You try to pose your cat as if he was the mil cat and keep getting surprised when he gets upset and tries to get away to take a nap or eat or use the litter box or other feline thing.

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Posted: 24 June 2012 01:58 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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You begin to wish everything in the real world was $1.99 US.

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Posted: 24 June 2012 02:00 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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tjohn - 24 June 2012 01:58 PM

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You begin to wish everything in the real world was $1.99 US.

I wish gas was $1.99 a gallon.  Or maybe a full tank of gas $1.99, about ten gallons maybe and that would make gas about 19.9 cents per gallon.

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Posted: 24 June 2012 02:01 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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You begin to think that the word ‘soon’ means ‘days or weeks away’.tongue rolleye

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Posted: 24 June 2012 02:15 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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You climb out of bed when your too sick too work and boot DS because playing might make you feel better.

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Posted: 24 June 2012 02:21 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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Miss Bad Wolf - 24 June 2012 12:24 PM

You go clothes shopping and get upset with the price because it is limited to one texture and no fitting morphs.

Well you can always morph yourself to fit the size by adjusting the “Daily Calorie Intake” dial. Just note that it may take a while before your body mesh responds.

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Posted: 24 June 2012 02:25 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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You check the receipt in the supermarket and ask: “Where’s my 30% PC discount”?

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