Digital Art Zone

Title: “The Price Is Wrong”

Entry to Daz3d Lemonade Contest

A Little Description:

Daz3d from Draper Utah come on down, your the next contestant on The Price Is Wrong. *Insert parody theme music here as Daz3d jumps up and down running down the isle trampling Genesis midgets, trolls, and Bob Barker clones in the front row* Today you will be bidding on… *Excited announcer waits making everyone anticipate what will be the next item up for bids* A new website overhaul!!! *Crowd goes wild as Daz3d jumps up and down.* A sleek stylish yet foreign to make work website, complete with false user log-ins, misplaced items and pricing, undownloadable downloads,

*Show cuts off suddenly to a standby screen saying we’ll be right back folks. A few minutes pass and text appears saying establishing connection. Finally the show reemerges*

disappearing reapearing disappearing black out periods, read only forums, full email inboxes, tech phone calls, angry customers, confused customers, and the re-emergance of the uninflatable pony. This all can be yours if the price is wrong…What is your bid Daz3d? *Insert parody Jeopardy thinking music here as Daz3d ponders it’s final answer as the crowd yells $1.99.

*Show cuts out again, this time with a screen that just says still trying to establish a connection. Hours pass with this message until finally the show cuts back in.*

Daz3d goes to place bid as the outro parody music commenses* That’s all the time we have today folks, I am your Price Is Wrong host Herbert Hunklemeyer wishing you good luck trying to figure the point of this *render* out. Buh Bye and tune in tomarrow same bat channel, same bat time. *Camera fades to black showing a puzzled Daz3d to end the show…

Models/Programs Used in render:

(PROGRAMS)

Poser 7
Gimp 2.8
Wings3D

(Models)

PA MODELS:

Hybrid Grunge Shaders (Bundle) Used Grimedom on WestPark Morgue Freezer
DraagonStorm:
http://www.daz3d.com/shop/hybrid-grunge-bundle-for-poser/

Amarseda Hair For V4 (Part of V4 Complete)
AprilYSH:
http://www.daz3d.com/shop/amarseda-hair/

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OTHER DAZ MODELS:

Ariana Elite (Figure Texture)
Daz:
http://www.daz3d.com/shop/v4-elite-texture-ariana/

V4, Morphs ++, Elite Morphs (Figure & Morphs)
Daz:
http://www.daz3d.com/shop/victoria-4-2-morphs/
http://www.daz3d.com/shop/victoria-4-2-base/
http://www.daz3d.com/shop/people/morphs/v4-elite-body-shapes/

Hard Sole Sandals For V4 (Shoes)
Idler168:
http://www.daz3d.com/shop/hard-sole-sandals-for-v4/

West Park Morgue (Prop)
Jack Tomalin:
http://www.daz3d.com/shop/west-park-morgue/

Unflatable Pony III (Chopped up and made a sign with him.)
Daz:
By weird circumstances unknown by the masses, was last seen in Cern, looking for the Higgs Boson god particle…He was carring a bagget…

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OTHER SITE MODELS:

Perfect Booty, Perfect Legs (Morph Enhancers)
Xameva, Meipe:
http://www.renderosity.com/mod/bcs/perfect-booty-v4—-automatic-fix/90248

Simple Details V4 LITE (Morph Enhancers)
Corvus:
http://www.renderosity.com/mod/bcs/simpledetails-v4lite/70402

i13 Real Breast Morphs for V4 (Morph Enhancers)
Ironman13:
http://www.renderosity.com/mod/bcs/i13-real-breast-morphs-for-v4/94079

Variety Spice (Pose) ““altered from original pose”“
Ironman13:
http://www.renderosity.com/mod/bcs/variety-spice/87009

V4 Dynamic Collection 2 (Clothing)
NikiSatez:
http://www.renderosity.com/mod/bcs/v4-dynamic-collection-2/73743

D3D Perfect Skin 2, D3D Perfect Hair (Shaders)
Dimension3D:
http://www.renderosity.com/mod/bcs/d3d-perfect-skin-2—-poser-python-script/71922
http://www.renderosity.com/mod/bcs/d3d-perfect-hair—-poser-python-script/85467

Wet & Wounded Shaders (Lighting)  ““Looked For Link, looks as if no longer available”“
SkinVue:
Link Not Found

Delicate Shaders Bundle 3 (Clothing Texture)
Tabala:
http://www.renderosity.com/mod/bcs/delicate-shaders-bundle3/77006

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FREEBIES OR SELFMADE ITEMS:

Bossy Boots 2.0 (Headcase)
http://www.renderosity.com/mod/freestuff/details.php?item_id=59435

Sign (Made By Myself via Wings3D and Gimp 2.8)
N/A

Sign Nozzle (Image from a picture taken of a Valentine’s Day Inflatable Lips Bath Pillow)
N/A

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Time Taken: Approx. 2 Days
On and Off working on it. Found out about contest late.

Ok so I had a bit of fun, with this. And as always I take everything to the extreme, even my own sense of humor, bwaha ha ha ha haha. Ok so I made a sign out of the Unflatable Pony, hee hee ha ha…

Very Little post work, rendered in layers, No animals or Vicky’s were harmed in this creation, much. Have a great day/night. Good luck other contestants… I will be in the crypt if you need me… Please pass along a mountain dew, thank you very much…

OK I will stop now…

Maybe…

“Alice in Blunderland”

Alice started chasing the white rabbit, but then she realized there were more than 1! “Which one should I chase?”  she thought. In her confusion, she stumbled and fell in a hole.
down, down, down…deeper and deeper into the hole she fell, until she landed in a quite curious hallway.
“This can’t be right” she thought, as she dusted off her dress, and rubbed at a rather large lump that had begun to form beneath her dred falls.
There were monkeys, and doors way too small to gain entry. There were signs that pointed to no where, and doors that were very much locked.

As she wandered down the dimly lit passage, she felt that she was pretty screwed.

She found an open door that didn’t seem too foreboding.
“Forums” she said aloud, reading the sign above the door.

Quickly she entered inside, hoping there would be less monkeys, no rabbits, and some clue as to where she was.

PA’s used:
Bobbie25: Alys for V4
AprilYSH: Kleo dred hair falls

Rendered in Daz3
some postwork

Waiting too long for the new store pages to load… Or could that be one of the Daz web guys?

Qualifying produts used: April’s Jordan Hair, Blondie’s Desk Clocks and a chair from her Fifties Dinette set, Lantios’s Fashion Lights, Bobbie25’s Steampunk (for V4 - pants), Phoenix1966’s Shaw for M4, Orestes’ Ancient Offerings (pot for the plant)

Other products used: Aery Soul’s Narquelir Quiir (shirt), Valandar’s Computer Desk and Office Supplies, Nouschka’s Little Things, Rawart’s Good As Dead Poses, Genesis, Noggin’s Rat, Dimension Theory’s Skies of Terra (background), Age of Armour’s Studio Paris (clutter), West Park room by Jack Tomalin, uberSurface 2 shader by omnifreaker for the grit.

Software: Daz Studio 4, Photoshop, Filter Forge

Title:  Wait!  You forgot the tape and wire!!

Qualifying products:

Manami by XP-Pointblank
InaneGlory’s Photostudio2 by InaneGlory and DestinysGarden

Ippotamus - 15 July 2012 09:36 AM

Title:  Wait!  You forgot the tape and wire!!

Qualifying products:

Manami by XP-Pointblank
InaneGlory’s Photostudio2 by InaneGlory and DestinysGarden

Wait!  You forgot the image! 

Or did the forum eat it?

Dana

DanaTA - 15 July 2012 11:30 AM

Ippotamus - 15 July 2012 09:36 AM

Title:  Wait!  You forgot the tape and wire!!

Qualifying products:

Manami by XP-Pointblank
InaneGlory’s Photostudio2 by InaneGlory and DestinysGarden

Wait!  You forgot the image! 

Or did the forum eat it?

 

Dana

Now that’s meta-commentary!

DanaTA - 15 July 2012 11:30 AM

Ippotamus - 15 July 2012 09:36 AM

Title:  Wait!  You forgot the tape and wire!!

Qualifying products:

Manami by XP-Pointblank
InaneGlory’s Photostudio2 by InaneGlory and DestinysGarden

Wait!  You forgot the image! 

Or did the forum eat it?

 

Dana

This request has been deemed solved Jul 15
You can reopen the request by adding a comment.

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0CV02337HOBOSLIKEME

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Title: Wait!  You forgot the tape and wire!!

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Qualifying products:
Manami by XP-Pointblank
InaneGlory’s Photostudio2 by InaneGlory and DestinysGarden

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The Imposters

Starring:
Stefan for M4 and Genesis as “Not Doyle?”
Tamesis as “Not Paloma?”
Ashley for M5 as “Not Braxton?”
Millennium Horse as “Not Millennium Cow?”

Credits:
Stefan for M4 and Genesis by Phoenix1966
Tamesis Bundle by surreality
Ashley for M5 by ForbiddenWhispers, JSGraphics, and Male-M3dia
Gia Hair by AprilYSH
Genesis Bikini by Bobbie25
Short Beard for Genesis by blondie9999
The Iron Gate by ARTCollaborations
The Backyard by ARTCollaborations
Lantios Lights 2 by Lantios

The issue, of course, is the store’s habit of identifying customers by the wrong names. To parody this I disguised three characters by participating PAs as other characters by the same artist(s), using hair, facial hair, clothing, poses, accessories, and material settings designed to mimic the promotional images of the characters being portrayed. The (gift) horse is there to remind everyone that the new store hasn’t been all lemons—thanks to various sales, promotions, accidental discounts, and giveaways, there have been some really great deals since the new site went live.

DISCLAIMERS: Doyle for M5 and M4, Modern Muses: Paloma, and Braxton for M5 were not used in this production. No Millennium Horses were harmed in the making of this production. Do not look Millennium Gift Horse in the mouth. Millennium Cow is an unofficial trademark of Sockratease. No personal data has been compromised. Honest!

Ippotamus - 15 July 2012 04:16 PM

DanaTA - 15 July 2012 11:30 AM

Ippotamus - 15 July 2012 09:36 AM

Title:  Wait!  You forgot the tape and wire!!

Qualifying products:

Manami by XP-Pointblank
InaneGlory’s Photostudio2 by InaneGlory and DestinysGarden

Wait!  You forgot the image! 

Or did the forum eat it?

 

Dana

This request has been deemed solved Jul 15
You can reopen the request by adding a comment.

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Order #
100022222

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PayPal Transaction #
0CV02337HOBOSLIKEME

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Contact Department
Sales Support

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Application
Not Applicable

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Operating System
Not Applicable

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Title: Wait!  You forgot the tape and wire!!

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Qualifying products:
Manami by XP-Pointblank
InaneGlory’s Photostudio2 by InaneGlory and DestinysGarden

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Oh, my!  How foreboding!

Dana

Oh, I’m optimistic.
The ship is absolutely 25% not sunk.

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If she can just get that tape over there.
If not we all get back in the row boat!

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This contest and all the renders were very therapeutic.
Thanks for having it

Ippotamus - 15 July 2012 04:16 PM

. . .

Title: Wait!  You forgot the tape and wire!!

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  This is hilarious!  lol  

Ironically, when I tried to quote this and post, the browser gave me a connection error.
A back-arrow and re-do brought it back.  LoL

Hey.  Maybe that’s the answer.  How ‘bout a do-over?   

Cyn Art - 16 July 2012 04:34 AM

Ippotamus - 15 July 2012 04:16 PM

. . .

Title: Wait!  You forgot the tape and wire!!

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  This is hilarious!  lol  

Ironically, when I tried to quote this and post, the browser gave me a connection error.
A back-arrow and re-do brought it back.  LoL

Hey.  Maybe that’s the answer.  How ‘bout a do-over?   

 

I think that ... ship has sailed. 

Love the Kokeshi Sakura by the way.  I didn’t even know it existed which means I didn’t know that I absolutely needed it.  Thanks for clearing all that up with your render. 

Ippotamus - 21 July 2012 06:50 PM

Cyn Art - 16 July 2012 04:34 AM

[snip] . . .

Hey.  Maybe that’s the answer.  How ‘bout a do-over?   

 

I think that ... ship has sailed. 

Love the Kokeshi Sakura by the way.  I didn’t even know it existed which means I didn’t know that I absolutely needed it.  Thanks for clearing all that up with your render. 

  LoL

Thanks . . . and anytime!  I have a whole runtime of this stuff. 

p.s.  There’s a little Ninja freebie for Kokeshi somewhere.

Cyn Art - 23 July 2012 01:35 AM

Ippotamus - 21 July 2012 06:50 PM

Cyn Art - 16 July 2012 04:34 AM

[snip] . . .

Hey.  Maybe that’s the answer.  How ‘bout a do-over?   

 

I think that ... ship has sailed. 

Love the Kokeshi Sakura by the way.  I didn’t even know it existed which means I didn’t know that I absolutely needed it.  Thanks for clearing all that up with your render. 

  LoL

Thanks . . . and anytime!  I have a whole runtime of this stuff. 

p.s.  There’s a little Ninja freebie for Kokeshi somewhere.

Ohhh, I saw that and the alternate texture available in the DAZ store. 
I feel a series coming on. 

Presenting “The Lemonade Stand Contest: A Comedy of Errors” where we make something positive of the negative and vent our frustrations with some good old fashioned artistic fun.

da - who won
or was this in error !!??