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The How Much Does A Kilo of Chocolate Weigh Complaint Thread
Posted: 26 June 2013 03:32 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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...bugger thread already in the process of Mitosis ...

Skiriki - 26 June 2013 10:57 AM

Today I learned:

Snakes can fart.

LOUDLY.

...The Stinky Snakey Flatulence Complaint Thread

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Posted: 26 June 2013 03:32 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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Technically its where, not what doea a Kilogramof chocalate weigh. Ans only in Earths graviitational field. So eat more in space!

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Posted: 26 June 2013 03:50 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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Skiriki - 26 June 2013 03:19 PM
Woolyloach - 26 June 2013 03:17 PM

Sometime in early 2011, the original programmer changed the code to be backwards and some unknown person changed the testing machine to not complain.  Neither person seems to be employed here any more, so we’ll never know what happened.

My boss is puzzled, the production manager is freaking out, and they’re trying to figure out how to tell the execs about this.

Who says programming isn’t exciting? (seriously blank face) I have a headache now.

o_O

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But… the client(s) is/are not complaining? Then it seems that this function is not as crucial as it was thought to be?

Apparently only 1 customer has ever used this functionality and prompted returned all 20 units he bought, and this issue was never chased down or thought about afterwards.  All this happened before I showed up, and nobody remembers how this came about, so.. excitement and discovery!

I’ve been told to make it work the way the documentation says it works, so that gives me something to do tomorrow.  The sales guys are terrified that, since this feature is becoming popular with competitors someone is going to order 100 units and end up angry..!

 

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Posted: 26 June 2013 03:58 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
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Skiriki - 26 June 2013 03:29 PM
Kulay Wolf - 26 June 2013 03:27 PM

did this just break into its own thread?

Yesh, it did.

And I fine-tuned the thread name.

Chocolate! \(^_^)/... *noms title*

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Posted: 26 June 2013 04:35 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]
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101f outside and almost time to go home.  It’s going to be a long, hot ride.

I’ll be stopping for beer and a burger to go on the way, then I’m going to hide from the Big Bright Thing(tm) until tomorrow.  Sit, eat, drink, chat online and listen to dance/trance music! A nice, relaxing end to a very stressful day.

Three day week next week! OMG I’m soooooooooooo looking forward to that!

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Posted: 26 June 2013 04:40 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]
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Woolyloach - 26 June 2013 04:35 PM

101f outside and almost time to go home.  It’s going to be a long, hot ride.

I’ll be stopping for beer and a burger to go on the way, then I’m going to hide from the Big Bright Thing(tm) until tomorrow.  Sit, eat, drink, chat online and listen to dance/trance music! A nice, relaxing end to a very stressful day.

Three day week next week! OMG I’m soooooooooooo looking forward to that!

Sounds ideal for Bikinis… don’t forget your sunscreen/sunblock though (-_^)

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Posted: 26 June 2013 05:07 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]
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The I didn’t have to Split the Complaint Thread again Complaint Thread

Went on a beer run at JUST the right time it seems. Try to keep that in mind next time.

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Posted: 26 June 2013 05:26 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 23 ]
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Jaderail - 26 June 2013 05:07 PM

The I didn’t have to Split the Complaint Thread again Complaint Thread

Went on a beer run at JUST the right time it seems. Try to keep that in mind next time.

But at least you got beer.

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Posted: 26 June 2013 05:31 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 24 ]
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I was out on a beer run as well

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Posted: 26 June 2013 05:33 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 25 ]
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Skiriki - 26 June 2013 03:29 PM
Kulay Wolf - 26 June 2013 03:27 PM

did this just break into its own thread?

Yesh, it did.

And I fine-tuned the thread name.

Everything is better with chocolate in it. : )

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Posted: 26 June 2013 05:45 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 26 ]
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Woolyloach - 26 June 2013 04:35 PM

101f outside and almost time to go home.  It’s going to be a long, hot ride.

I’ll be stopping for beer and a burger to go on the way, then I’m going to hide from the Big Bright Thing(tm) until tomorrow.  Sit, eat, drink, chat online and listen to dance/trance music! A nice, relaxing end to a very stressful day.

Three day week next week! OMG I’m soooooooooooo looking forward to that!

(looks out window at third day of intermittent thundershowers)

At least you have a Big Bright Thing(tm) to hide from…

And I’ve got all of next week off!

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Posted: 26 June 2013 05:46 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 27 ]
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Woolyloach - 26 June 2013 03:50 PM
Skiriki - 26 June 2013 03:19 PM
Woolyloach - 26 June 2013 03:17 PM

Sometime in early 2011, the original programmer changed the code to be backwards and some unknown person changed the testing machine to not complain.  Neither person seems to be employed here any more, so we’ll never know what happened.

My boss is puzzled, the production manager is freaking out, and they’re trying to figure out how to tell the execs about this.

Who says programming isn’t exciting? (seriously blank face) I have a headache now.

o_O

O_o

O_O

But… the client(s) is/are not complaining? Then it seems that this function is not as crucial as it was thought to be?

Apparently only 1 customer has ever used this functionality and prompted returned all 20 units he bought, and this issue was never chased down or thought about afterwards.  All this happened before I showed up, and nobody remembers how this came about, so.. excitement and discovery!

I’ve been told to make it work the way the documentation says it works, so that gives me something to do tomorrow.  The sales guys are terrified that, since this feature is becoming popular with competitors someone is going to order 100 units and end up angry..!

Dilbert cartoons about defective product. Some are quite reminiscent of your own experiences, Wooly. :D

http://search.dilbert.com/search?p=Q&srid=S3-USWSD02&lbc=dilbert&ts=custom&w=Defective+Product

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Posted: 26 June 2013 05:49 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 28 ]
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Woolyloach - 26 June 2013 04:35 PM

101f outside and almost time to go home.  It’s going to be a long, hot ride.

I’ll be stopping for beer and a burger to go on the way, then I’m going to hide from the Big Bright Thing(tm) until tomorrow.  Sit, eat, drink, chat online and listen to dance/trance music! A nice, relaxing end to a very stressful day.

Three day week next week! OMG I’m soooooooooooo looking forward to that!

...72° but raining here. Hard to figure out what to wear because it’s somewhat balmy and humid, but also wet coming from the sky.


At the hotspot, watching some cool historical vids of the Farrnborough Airshow in the UK from the 50s to early 60s.  The Brits were so far ahead of the times back then.  In my book one of their airliners, the Vickers VC-10, and bombers, The AvRo Vulcan are still two of the most beautiful and elegant aeroplanes ever to take to the skies.

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Posted: 26 June 2013 05:49 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 29 ]
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tjohn - 26 June 2013 05:33 PM

Everything is better with chocolate in it. : )

Exactly.

Yay.

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