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The How Much Does A Kilo of Chocolate Weigh Complaint Thread
Posted: 26 June 2013 03:17 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Oh noes! THE END!

Eurohipusses was here

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Posted: 26 June 2013 03:17 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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tjohn - 26 June 2013 03:06 PM

After midnight, we’re gonna let it all hang out.
After midnight, We’re gonna chug-a-lug and shout.

Chug-a-lug and shout sounds like a good idea.

During yesterdays and today’s testing, we discovered that the code we’ve been shipping for 2-1/2 years is operating exactly opposite of how its advertised to behave.. and no customer has ever complained.. and the testing machine never caught it.

And we sell several hundred of these things a month.

WTF

I’m going to get a six-pack on the way home, go home drown my sorrows in beer and a BURGER MADE WITH CHEESE.

Sometime in early 2011, the original programmer changed the code to be backwards and some unknown person changed the testing machine to not complain.  Neither person seems to be employed here any more, so we’ll never know what happened.

My boss is puzzled, the production manager is freaking out, and they’re trying to figure out how to tell the execs about this.

Who says programming isn’t exciting? (seriously blank face) I have a headache now.

 

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Posted: 26 June 2013 03:18 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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tjohn - 26 June 2013 03:14 PM

Too similar to Skiriki’s comment. (end of thread spam)

oh you changed it before I posted.

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Posted: 26 June 2013 03:18 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Good luck to the new thread master! Me, I’m going to supper…I mean dinner.
See you on the other side.

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Posted: 26 June 2013 03:19 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Woolyloach - 26 June 2013 03:17 PM

Sometime in early 2011, the original programmer changed the code to be backwards and some unknown person changed the testing machine to not complain.  Neither person seems to be employed here any more, so we’ll never know what happened.

My boss is puzzled, the production manager is freaking out, and they’re trying to figure out how to tell the execs about this.

Who says programming isn’t exciting? (seriously blank face) I have a headache now.

o_O

O_o

O_O

But… the client(s) is/are not complaining? Then it seems that this function is not as crucial as it was thought to be?

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Posted: 26 June 2013 03:20 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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The Whoever Heard of a Gruntled Employee Complaint Thread.

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Posted: 26 June 2013 03:21 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Wait! Skiriki again?
Hey, somebody’s cheating! (J/K) :D

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Posted: 26 June 2013 03:21 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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DanaTA - 26 June 2013 10:15 AM
Woolyloach - 26 June 2013 08:16 AM

It’s Wednesday, and it’s a lovely day for COMPLAINTS!!!

- Haven’t slept worth a darn in 4 days, waking up in the middle of the night

Went to bed at 4:00am.
Woke up at 6:30am.
Woke up at 7:30am.
Woke up at 8:45am.
Woke up to the alarm at 10:05am.
Set it to 11:10am.
Woke up at 11:10am and just lay there.
Got up at 11:45am.

Nothing new.

Dana

...pretty much the same drill here thiod morning:

Woke up around 6:00
Went back to sleep
Woke up at 8:30
Went back to sleep
Woke up at 9:45
All achy laid back down, dozed off again
Woke up Quarter past noon:

Must have turned of hte internal alrm instead of just hitting the snooze button.

Then again I was up past 02:00 trying to troubleshoot another transmap rendering issue.


...The My Internal Snooze Alarm Broke Complaint Thread.

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Posted: 26 June 2013 03:23 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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Skiriki - 26 June 2013 03:17 PM

Oh noes! THE END!

Nope. A New Beginning. : )

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Posted: 26 June 2013 03:23 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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tjohn - 26 June 2013 03:21 PM

Wait! Skiriki again?
Hey, somebody’s cheating! (J/K) :D

raspberry raspberry raspberry :D

Pure luck!

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Posted: 26 June 2013 03:24 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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...wow that was quick.

Probably the fastest this thread rolled over in a long time as this incarnation began only fifteen days ago.


...The Don’t Blink Or You’ll Miss The Next Complaint Thread Complaint Thread

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Posted: 26 June 2013 03:24 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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Kyoto Kid - 26 June 2013 03:21 PM
DanaTA - 26 June 2013 10:15 AM
Woolyloach - 26 June 2013 08:16 AM

It’s Wednesday, and it’s a lovely day for COMPLAINTS!!!

- Haven’t slept worth a darn in 4 days, waking up in the middle of the night

Went to bed at 4:00am.
Woke up at 6:30am.
Woke up at 7:30am.
Woke up at 8:45am.
Woke up to the alarm at 10:05am.
Set it to 11:10am.
Woke up at 11:10am and just lay there.
Got up at 11:45am.

Nothing new.

Dana

...pretty much the same drill here thiod morning:

Woke up around 6:00
Went back to sleep
Woke up at 8:30
Went back to sleep
Woke up at 9:45
All achy laid back down, dozed off again
Woke up Quarter past noon:

Must have turned of hte internal alrm instead of just hitting the snooze button.

Then again I was up past 02:00 trying to troubleshoot another transmap rendering issue.


...The My Internal Snooze Alarm Broke Complaint Thread.

I must add that in addition to waking often, it takes a while to get to sleep…and to get back to sleep.

The Transmap Ate My Render Complaint Thread.

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Posted: 26 June 2013 03:25 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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How about “Don’t Blink Or You’ll Be Attacked by Weeping Angels AND You’ll Miss The Next Complaint Thread”?

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Posted: 26 June 2013 03:27 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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did this just break into its own thread?

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Posted: 26 June 2013 03:27 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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Well, I don’t usually win things anyway.

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Posted: 26 June 2013 03:29 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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Kulay Wolf - 26 June 2013 03:27 PM

did this just break into its own thread?

Yesh, it did.

And I fine-tuned the thread name.

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