...wait, you got a ding on the front bumper and left headlamp and the insurance company is going to dispose of the car?
You should see the rolling wrecks some people drive around in where I live. Makes your car look immaculate in comparison (well without the red/blue 3D effect which only gives me a headache as I have effectively one dead eye - 20/70 vision).
I had a car like that once. It still ran good, but it was to the point where they’d total it if a bird pooped on it. Then I was waiting at a stop light when a guy in a blue van came along, didn’t notice the red light, or the line of cars, or my beat-up little car… Hit so hard it shoved her under the car ahead. I heard him say, “I can’t believe I just did that.”
I said, “Well, at least you didn’t smash an expensive car.”