Finally stumbled across a procedural shader I could use upon the PoserWorld TimeLord jacket that won’t suffer texture stretching.
Though not recreating any specific scene from the series, the situation is something we can easily imagine. Having escaped a dreadful situation, the Doctor tries to impress Romana by showing some sort of artifact they worked hard to obtain. Only, it seems he has lost it. All that effort for nothing. Romana rolls her eye, producing the item and the Doctor grins in appreciation, his mule teeth shining from the light cast by the mysterious object. Cue the closing “sting”.