[DAZ Meeting Room, May 2012]
DAZ Executives:
This site is going to be perfect,
a site of which we dreamed since we were small [business],
Every DAZer will celebrate, say that everything looks great,
What they don’t know is that we have fooled them all!
DAZ Web Team:
This sight is supposed to be perfect,
A site of which we dreamed since we were small [business],
But instead of smiles and cheers,
Everyone will scream in fear,
When they see that their account aren’t theirs at all…
DAZ Executives:
Non-sufficing stable pricing,
Scare away all the PA’s,
Promises we’ll be breaking when we say,
Regardless of condition, we’ll put experts in commission,
The truth is we don’t care for these at all!
For we not for our name,
In our minds it’s all the same!
But we still want their cash to be all OOOOOOUUUUURS!!!
[Launch Day]
DAZ Executives:
Finally the moment has arrived,
For chaos and mayhem to derive!
DAZ Web Team:
This configuration will not do,
Oh God, this company is screwed!
All our customer trust will be…
DAZ Executives:
Gone! All Gone!
*Laughs*
DISCLAIMER: This parody is strictly all in good humor.