*Buying sexier clothing for “my girls” than myself.
*Getting way too close to friends,studing their faces to the point of them worried I’m their next stalker.
* Being the only apartment in the street with my lights on at 5 in the morning
*Getting envious of the perfect breasts which can be fixed with a click of the mouse instead of an expensive surgeon.
*Needing to get home asap to “work” on my guys.
*Getting excited about a free g-string or helmet
* “Runtime” is not exercise anymore.
* Wondering where your clothes are and not the real ones in the cupboard.
*And yes,as someone said….friends say “Where in the hell have you been?”
Oh Daz,what have you done to me! I’m a nerd…(but I love it)