HU: Free Very Naughty Poser Porn Model :)

mrsparkymrsparky Posts: 168
edited January 2013 in The Commons

Opps, did I say porn, I meant Prawn! :)

One day, I'll learn to spell, but until then meet Pete the Prawn. Who's one seriously naughty Crusty Crustacean.

Inspired by Ron Liesman's cartoons and way too much caffeine, he's seafood with a capital Smack! From the genus "cameronrobusporus", Pete comes completely tooled up with bovver boots, a shooter, knife, club and broken wine bottle.

Once I catch him again, he'll be swimming around your poser runtime causing shrimpy mayhem. In Poser 4 (and higher) prop format, he'll come canned as one fully loaded prawn, one plain prawn, plus all 4 weapons as separate items.

Capture date is expected to be this weekend (Jan 5th-7th) and best of all he'll be totally free!

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  • PetraR123PetraR123 Posts: 199
    edited December 1969

    That is the CUTEST little Porn... ooops Prawn Star I have EVER seen.
    Can not wait to have him in my runtime.
    wow wow wow.
    Hope you make more of those cuties.

  • mrsparkymrsparky Posts: 168
    edited January 2013

    Thanks petra - yes theres a few more of them at my site. Plus theres another one at DSA for their contest.

    BTW - admins - if the word play gag on the title isn't allowed - please don't delete the thread - can you edit the title thread to something silly instead. Thanks.

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  • PetraR123PetraR123 Posts: 199
    edited December 1969

    Oh you have more!!:)
    Where is your Site please ?

    Hope they do not see the need to change the Title, I think it was funny and innocent:)

  • SimonJMSimonJM Posts: 2,894
    edited December 1969

    Looks like a hard core prawn ... ;)

  • JasmineSkunkJasmineSkunk Posts: 846
    edited December 1969

    Heeheehee!! LOL... He's sooooo cute!!! :) Love it! :) :) :)

  • Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Posts: 348
    edited December 1969

    Hands up if you came here expecting to see naked ladies! :red:

    Pffff...I definitely did not expect to see a naked prawn with a big stick. :P

  • PetraR123PetraR123 Posts: 199
    edited December 1969

    Well, I had hoped for a naked man * drool *
    But that prawn truly has a huge Stick rofl

  • edited December 1969

    At least it's not a Jalapeno on a stick...lol

  • KinichKinich Posts: 462
    edited December 1969

    PetraR123 said:
    Oh you have more!!:)
    Where is your Site please ?

    Hope they do not see the need to change the Title, I think it was funny and innocent:)

    As Mr Sparky is UK based (so am I but I never sleep late) I assume he did not answer your question about his site as he has probably not seen it yet, so here is a link to Poser Direct, (the Prawn does not seem to be up yet though):-

    http://www.poserdirect.com/index.html

    Lots of good freebies and a whole heap of low cost models.

  • Sphinx MagooSphinx Magoo Posts: 305
    edited December 1969

    Most excellent! I'm looking forward to this...

  • mrsparkymrsparky Posts: 168
    edited December 1969

    Kinich - Thanks for posting that link there - yep UK based and had retired before seeing Petra's message.
    Prawn isn't up yet, but will be later today.

    Harry - you ain't alone :) LOl. Though not everyone gets or appreciates the joke.
    Couple of mails this complaining that it was unfair those artists who prefer their pleasures to be polygonal.
    Really guys no offence is meant, no ones critising your lifestyle choices. It's a joke thing nothing more.

  • bighbigh Posts: 5,410
    edited December 1969

    mrsparky said:
    Kinich - Thanks for posting that link there - yep UK based and had retired before seeing Petra's message.
    Prawn isn't up yet, but will be later today.

    Harry - you ain't alone :) LOl. Though not everyone gets or appreciates the joke.
    Couple of mails this complaining that it was unfair those artists who prefer their pleasures to be polygonal.
    Really guys no offence is meant, no ones critising your lifestyle choices. It's a joke thing nothing more.

    I was not going to check this until I saw who it was :-)

  • Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Posts: 348
    edited December 1969

    All it needs is a crown and we have ourselves a prawn queen. Lol.

  • bytescapesbytescapes Posts: 489
    edited December 1969

    I'll be over here, making hardcore prawnography.

  • JasmineSkunkJasmineSkunk Posts: 846
    edited December 1969

    bigh said:
    mrsparky said:
    Kinich - Thanks for posting that link there - yep UK based and had retired before seeing Petra's message.
    Prawn isn't up yet, but will be later today.

    Harry - you ain't alone :) LOl. Though not everyone gets or appreciates the joke.
    Couple of mails this complaining that it was unfair those artists who prefer their pleasures to be polygonal.
    Really guys no offence is meant, no ones critising your lifestyle choices. It's a joke thing nothing more.

    I was not going to check this until I saw who it was :-)


    LMAO!!! Me too!!!! :)

  • tonymousetonymouse Posts: 230
    edited December 1969

    Awsome, can't wait till he arrives

  • wancowwancow Posts: 2,708
    edited December 1969

    mrsparky said:
    Opps, did I say porn, I meant Prawn! :)

    He's holding a vaguely obscene night stick... so you were correct, it's Porn :P :)

  • mrsparkymrsparky Posts: 168
    edited December 1969

    Love all the fishy and naughty jokes! :)

    Pleased to say he's now been caught, canned and ready for download!

    http://www.poserdirect.com/freebie.html

    Large piccy on the site shows whats in the zip. Plus theres some templates as well.

    Also please read me the readme file if you have problems with the body mesh going scaly if exporting.
    Theres a solution for it there. Not 100% sure why, but I reckon it's because this bit was made in Sculptris which doesn't always play nice with poser. Though it works perfectly OK in poser and Vue. The read me also has some hints and ideas for other texturing ideas.

    BTW - I'll be offline from now until tomorrow. Other folks here want to do some facebooking, and if I don't let them I'll be feeding da fishies :)

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  • bighbigh Posts: 5,410
    edited December 1969

    thank you - very cool prawn :-)

  • SzarkSzark Posts: 8,760
    edited December 1969

    Love the thread title and Pete the Prawn Star......thank you for the laugh and the model.

  • KeryaKerya Posts: 7,186
    edited December 1969

    It's so cute - and so pink! :)
    Thank you!

  • 3DProclivity3DProclivity Posts: 0
    edited January 2013

    Thank you Mr Sparky....

    You have finally shown them all how it is done. Bring on the scantly-clad male weaponized Prawn-o-graphy renders!

    What we need is more prawn aimed at the virtually untapped female prawn-verts. :)

    =======
    Oh dang, my cat ate my prawnography! Who needs a panic screen?

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  • HeatherleeaHeatherleea Posts: 247
    edited December 1969

    Too cute, thanks!

  • VilianVilian Posts: 108
    edited December 1969

    I didn't mean to drop by this thread until I saw who the author was :D And I love the prawn! The guy looks like he'd be bestest buddy with Worms from game series ^.^ Thank you for such fun prezzie!

  • HarvellHarvell Posts: 27
    edited December 1969

    I've seen people go to the hospital because of bad prawns, but this is the first time it was trauma.

  • JasmineSkunkJasmineSkunk Posts: 846
    edited December 1969

    Thank you! :)

    Sorry I have to ramble a little bit now because I apparently have said "Thank you" too many times in this forum...lol

  • SzarkSzark Posts: 8,760
    edited December 1969

    We finally caught the Thanking spammer...who knew it was Jas...... :)

  • 3DProclivity3DProclivity Posts: 0
    edited January 2013

    Harvell said:
    I've seen people go to the hospital because of bad prawns, but this is the first time it was trauma.

    LOL...I can see the render now...titled:

    "Doctor doctor, I've been skewered by a prawn star in the temple with a sword!!"

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  • mrsparkymrsparky Posts: 168
    edited December 1969

    Heres a little extra bit of silliness - from the rendo thread...to download just use the same link as before.

    Silly Signs is a simple poser prop of a road sign representing the entrance to Hell. Aka the A259 into Polski Bognor, or more whats more commonly called Satans bottom, after he's eaten a really bad vindaloo.

    Originally erected by the local council for directional purposes. Over time the sign has suitably decorated with much more useful and
    helpful informational messages and travel hints. Predominately the message is don't!

    While a 35 mile detour may seem slightly excessive, Arundel has a really really nice castle. Also please remember that Mr Sparky can not assist you if you fail to heed the warnings on the sign. Nor can he help with the deep therapy you'll need afterwards or removing the scars from whats left of your soul.

    Oh and whatever you don't drink the water! :)

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  • mrsparkymrsparky Posts: 168
    edited December 1969

    As posted at rosity,... heres the last one for now......a pen_is...mightier than the sword of course :) If anyone wants just shout.

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