Hmmm… nobody figured it out yet?
I was sure once someone saw that you do not like coffee flavored snacks, the answer would be obvious!
A 2012 Mini Cooper in electric blue with white racing stripes!
HA!
BUT! Knowing that you have artistic tendencies and work in some form of technologies management and are an administrator at DAZ, it is obvious that you are not completely opposed to coffee… as a matter of fact it would be ridiculous to think you could possibly even survive without coffee, and thus the obvious answer is no longer valid!
Now I’m sure others are thinking “that must mean he got a Pirus!”, But they would be wrong!
Clearly you are crafty enough to fool people with your clever disguises, so I know you are skilled at the art of deception! The first phase of your deception is the statement “we lost two cars”, implying you could no longer locate them… the trained mind knows cars are big and hard to misplace and stick out of stuff even if you don’t leave them where they belong… you also did not deny living on Mill Rock and judging from the fact that your sofa and wood paneling haven’t existed for 30 years, one would have to believe they were destroyed when the garbage barge GL64 ran aground on mill rock in 1987, but then again they would be wrong again… Mill rock could not fit two cars on it!
I imagine this revelation has people’s minds reeling!... But it goes on…. surely people are now thinking, “well, a 2004 Honda Accord and a 1994 Toyota Camry were lost, what one car would be cooler than those two combined?”... The love of wood paneling and your fondness for living close to the water might suggest a 3 masted schooner-car, but that would be a stupid choice… you have children who you surely do not want to grow up to be pirates, so one would have to think more practically… a lexus? a smart car with a kid rack on the roof?
HA! What everyone else fails to see is how you are toying with us by your clever use of words and sentences, trying to draw us away from considering your interest in Science fiction and vast knowledge of pharmaceuticals, or the fact that your left hand which you lost 28 years ago in a kangaroo wrestling accident, is really robotic… Yes, you want us to believe what is right is left and what is up is west, clearly you have placed the iocoane powder in both our cups…. um…
Wait… where was I?... kangaroo… garbage barge… wood paneling… coffee… Ah, yes!...
Since you say “We actually lost 2 cars in the hurricane, a 2004 Honda Accord and a 1994 Toyota Camry, and used the insurance money for both on 1 car, which is neither an Accord nor a Camry.”..... I see right through that statement…
The grand total of the insurance money for a non gold plated 1994 Toyota Camry and a 2004 Honda Accord is less than the cost of any useable passenger vehicle not currently on fire… And the last part of your statement gives it all away… “which is neither an Accord nor a Camry.”
Being that no ONE vehicle is cooler than a 2004 Honda Accord and a 1994 Toyota Camry, you have great technical skills (having made your own robotic hand after it was taken by that kangaroo), you are now used to being around large amounts of seawater, you enjoy welding, and “There is no car currently available which is large enough for two human children to peacefully cohabitate”....
I have come to the conclusion that you have taken the money the insurance company has given you and bought a new welding rig, with which you have joined together all the soggy remaining parts of your beloved vehicles into one massive (still somewhat soggy) “Accordamy”... or Camrord… Accmry… whatever… it’s big, its black and you welded a partition down the middle to stop the kids from biting each other…
You thought nobody would figure it out but you didn’t take into account having to deal with my mind… I won’t even deal with my mind, so don’t feel bad if it caught you off guard…
Look… I don’t want to ruin the competition for other people, so you don’t have to give the prize to me… just pick a random vehicle and whoever guesses that, you should give them the gift certificate… or have people fight to the death for it… its your call.
