Limericks stolen from a Skype Group… All Authors given credit…
From BlumBlumShub about a friend we know,
There was a young lady called Pam,
She clubbed idiots for leaving spam,
And spoke with dequorum,
All over Daz’ forum,
For deep down she’s a big fluffy lamb.
From Chohole whom we all know,
The limerick is furtive and mean
You must keep her in close quarantine
Or she sneaks to the slums
And promptly becomes
Disorderly, drunk and obscene.
Another From BlumBlumShub this one we also know,
There was a young lady called Wendy,
Who really is ever so friendly,
She does animations,
From that down under nation,
And makes characters look rather bendy.
Another From Chohole just for fun,
Archimedes, the well known truth-seeker,
Jumping out of his bath, cried “Eureka!”
He ran half a mile,
Wearing only a smile,
And became the very first streaker.
And Mine about me…
Jaderail was a big mean Drow,
Beame a CV at Daz some how,
His post got muffled,
So feathers were not ruffled,
And now he feels like a Docile Cow.
Hope at lest one makes you Giggle….