They have no idea what naked is, only humans are stupid enough to invent the word or should I say modern humans, I don’t want to insult the neanderthal LOL!
Incapable of resting the temptation to be pedantic, I need to point out that Neanderthals (10’s of thousands of years ago) did have clothes. They lived in cold climates. They buried their dead with ceremony. Words were probably not unknown to them. And I’m sure that a naked Neanderthal evoked feelings of arousal in others.
Older species such as Homo habilis (2 million years ago) who lived in tropical or sub-tropical areas were probably unclothed.
That being said, I too was very pleased with the new spash page. As noted in an earlier post the man is right up front and there are no in-your-face bazoombas hiding behind two square inches of cloth or stainless steel brassieres. This is a page that could stand casual scrutiny in an office environment that didn’t outright prohibit non-work related browsing.
And “half naked” is a perfectly good word (phrase). :-Q