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DAZ is openly selling toast in the store, with explicit promo shots and everything!    Forget about complaints that blood-dripping dismembered limbs violate the TOS, you’ve gotta see this to believe it!  Click Here!

That’s funny

You forgot to mention the naked crumpet

It’s worse than that. They’re just giving the toast away….

Riggswolfe - 20 November 2012 08:05 AM

It’s worse than that. They’re just giving the toast away….

roflmao

Riggswolfe - 20 November 2012 08:05 AM

It’s worse than that. They’re just giving the toast away….

It’s only free for a week.  Nonetheless, you’ve got a point — brazen!
 
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chohole - 20 November 2012 07:54 AM

You forgot to mention the naked crumpet

Crumpet?  Where?  There’s no crumpet in there.  Don’t be such a tease! 

Edited to add:  oh, you mean the English muffin, bare bun shamelessly exposed!  (Had to look up “crumpet” — I keep confusing them with cookies, which aren’t called cookies in the UK, nor crumpets, but biscuits.)

KickAir 8P - 20 November 2012 08:14 AM

Riggswolfe - 20 November 2012 08:05 AM

It’s worse than that. They’re just giving the toast away….

It’s only free for a week.  Nonetheless, you’ve got a point — brazen!
 
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chohole - 20 November 2012 07:54 AM

You forgot to mention the naked crumpet

Crumpet?  Where?  There’s no crumpet in there.  Don’t be such a tease! 

Edited to add:  oh, you mean the English muffin, bare bun shamelessly exposed!  (Had to look up “crumpet” — I keep confusing them with cookies, which aren’t called cookies in the UK, nor crumpets, but biscuits.)

No one wants biscuits here.  Toast is so easily accessible it is hard to sell.  Cookies, though, cookies sell like hotcakes. 

Oh no, another food reference! Others words for hotcakes include pancakes, flapjacks…

Haha!! I am sure this one will be useful in many future renders! Thanks for the freebie, Daz3D!

I feel so dirty after looking at that pic…

Hmm…so, instead of a ‘Blue Plate Special’, this diner serves ‘The Full Monty’?

KickAir 8P - 20 November 2012 07:26 AM

DAZ is openly selling toast in the store, with explicit promo shots and everything!    Forget about complaints that blood-dripping dismembered limbs violate the TOS, you’ve gotta see this to believe it!  Click Here!

Haw, Beth, you’re too funny!

Now, I’m not EVEN going to ask how you’re going to use the toast in a render with that chamberpot.  No.  Not me.  I’m not even going to MENTION that chamberpot.  Uh-uh.  Nope.

Yes, there’s a crumpet there too.  Only we call ‘em “English muffins” on this side of the pond.

...and BACON!!!!!!!!.

Now I can actually do the pic I’ve been wanting to do for so long without having to spend 35$ at Turbosquid.

What’s even worse is they have a pair of fried eggs on display.

And that looks like an English muffin to me.

Not sure if there is any cross over but over here talking about having fried eggs and muffins on display would get any schoolboy sniggering.

Sprinkles - 21 November 2012 10:51 PM

What’s even worse is they have a pair of fried eggs on display.

And that looks like an English muffin to me.

Not sure if there is any cross over but over here talking about having fried eggs and muffins on display would get any schoolboy sniggering.

Um, yeah, and what about the SAUSAGE?

Of course in typical Daz style somewhere to stick your toast has been around for ages…

http://www.daz3d.com/shop/countertop-appliances