Have more fun, give him a reel type push mower.
My own preference would be to have a trebuchet outfitted to fling robocallers and phone solicitors into a deep pit two hundred yards off the back. OR two trebuchets, each triggered by “Truth_O_Meters”, for use during political campaigns. Wouldn’t hear many speeches completed, but it would provide jobs to at least twenty people to keep them going.
(Non political, and not choosing one over the other. We have a great debt to all politicians, no other group in existence works so hard to earn the abuse, scorn, and sarcasm as politicians.)