Wait… if I decide to leave or if I die, do I have to start one these threads so I get closure? I don’t think I’d want to… besides, can you even start a thread from the other side? I think the old forums used to have a “Submit Post From Beyond” button, but I don’t see one here.
Is that what necro-posting is? Who would I be providing closure for? Me or other people… if I were dead, I’d just want to haunt everyone so I don’t think I’d care if anyone had closure, actually lack of closure is a major part of the haunting experience… so I wouldn’t want to ruin it for everyone I was scaring the living crap out of… I think it would dull the effect.
If I were living dead I’d just want to eat everyone’s brains, so I wouldn’t want people to know I was actually a zombie, thus luring them into a false sense of security and making them easier to grab and eat…
If I were leaving because I was fleeing the country because they finally discovered my subterranean lair and and army of giant cybernetic apes (which by the way, is strictly for recreational purposes and in no way part of a plan for world domination)... where was I?... oh, yeah… in that case I’d be trying to work out setting up a new identity as dictator of a small island nation and wouldn’t really be too concerned with closure either… I mean I think the whole closure thing is sort of overrated, things are always better when you never know what will happen next… Roller coasters, white water rafting, eating a sandwich at a truck stop, dating a mental patient… random bizarre spontaneity is the spice of life… and I think it’s a new perfume from Calvin Klein too… actually “No Closure” would probably make a good perfume name too. What ever happened to Kate Moss? She never looked too healthy… like she could use a sandwich or some food… do super models eat? Why are they called super models? Do they have any actual super powers? I mean really, I don’t think looking like a strung out heroine addict is a very useful super power… Shooting killer bees from your belly button would probably be a better super power, but only if they were trained to attack your adversary. The logistics of bee training is really too difficult because first you have to find killer bees that are willing to actually sit down at the tiny little desks you carved for them and go through the whole schooling process just so they can read the tiny training manuals… they don’t really live all that long and most of them die of old age before they even complete the first semester… ah it’s a real mess. In general I’d recommend just spending your time working on making functional giant cybernetic apes if you want to take over the world… other than that I prefer DAZ studio for outdoor renders and use Poser for interior shots of stuff with atmospheric effects, though I haven’t really played around with DS4 enough to be sure if it has good working volumetric lighting… what the hell was this thread about?
I need some coffee.