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The Complaint Thread - The Final Countdown
Posted: 15 November 2012 12:18 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 886 ]
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2 large lattes and one large drip coffee, still asleep.  Wound Care was less than fun today,, since I don’t go in next week the nurse did “extensive work” and now my foot feels.. weird.. I guess if the nerves were working right it would be pain. confused


So, tired and cranky today snake feeling very bitey.  I should probably go home early, or put a barrier up in front of my cube so nobody gets hurt. shock


Installed more content last night.. it goes on forever.. once the Rendo stuff is in I’m installing A3, V3, V4, M3 and M4.. then Daz stuff “as needed” since the installers are a huge pain in the butt to deal with. vampire


Argh need yet MORE coffee! big surprise

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Posted: 15 November 2012 12:20 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 887 ]
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Skiriki - 15 November 2012 12:14 PM
Ledhead - 15 November 2012 12:13 PM

LOL. Did it hatch?

I hope not! ‘Cause it was probably some kind of slime alien, not like Alien-alien…

Nothing better than having a good laugh in the morning, starts the day out right, puts you in a good mood and helps you to overlook the crap that all of us have to deal with on a daily basis.

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Posted: 15 November 2012 12:30 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 888 ]
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Ledhead - 15 November 2012 12:20 PM

Nothing better than having a good laugh in the morning, starts the day out right, puts you in a good mood and helps you to overlook the crap that all of us have to deal with on a daily basis.

We totally need spoiler tags here. I’ll do the post in white thing, so paint over the next area, ‘kay, if you’re morbidly curious?

I’m gonna put some space here.

Just in case if you’re receiving notifications via e-mail.

So you know that you might wanna stop reading, if you don’t wanna see the story of my nose alien.

Because it is kinda gruesome.

And gross.

And slimy.

And ick.

Okay. Story begins below that line.

I copy-pasted it from my LJ. I recorded it so I would forever remember the day when an alien came out of my nose.

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Like I said, I’ve gotten a flu. And this flu has been particularly annoying, because no matter what I’ve done, I just can’t seem to empty my nostrils as usual. It is as if there is a thick film somewhere within my nasal cavities, and it blocks all the attempts to remove it; even worse, it felt like drumbeat somewhere within whenever I moved my head.

I took a hot shower, I tried to flush it out; I’ve drinked lots of fluids and I’ve tried to blow my nose. Nothing, nada, absolutely not working. I was worried about having to go and see the doctor over it, and the thought of nasal cavity puncturing drove me mad with worry.

Until some half an hour ago I felt my nose tingle, and I grabbed a hanky and gave it a blow. Ah, sweet innocence—you never miss it until you lose it.

POOT!

I felt something blow through my nostril; it hurt like blazes, it was like giving birth through an orifice not meant for such task. The inside and outside felt like fires dancing on my flesh.

My hanky felt heavy. Way, way too heavy. A careful squish on the outside revealed something… lumpy in the middle of it. Shivers ran up and down my spine. Dreading, I opened the squished hanky just a bit to see and…

“EEEWWWWWWW! OH GOD!”

“What?” asked my SO, preoccupied with mortal trifles of life only couple of yards away from the ground zero.

“An alien came out of my nose.” was the only thing I could say without losing an extra load of sanity. Mortal curiosity overwhelmed me, and I took an another peek inside.

“Oh that’s good.” he said, then he went back to his business with tomorrow’s shopping list.

Fool, he does not know!

If I have saved the Earth from an alien invasion, the line for offerings and worship is clearly marked with a sign. Plz be behavink orderly.

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Posted: 15 November 2012 12:42 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 889 ]
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Complaint: All my bills seem to come at once! all so close to xmas!! And to top it off, taxation screwed me over with a mistake “They” made and now I’m left with a bill!! Grrr

Happy Christmas Spyro, you’re gonna be broke all holidays! Yey!

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Posted: 15 November 2012 01:02 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 890 ]
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That was sick Skiriki, I loved it. LOL.

How did you get the text to be white btw or is it grey, as the Brits spell it.

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Posted: 15 November 2012 01:04 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 891 ]
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Gotta go, see all of you in a bit.

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Posted: 15 November 2012 01:09 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 892 ]
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Ledhead - 15 November 2012 01:02 PM

That was sick Skiriki, I loved it. LOL.

How did you get the text to be white btw or is it grey, as the Brits spell it.

I used the color tag option. Quote this post and you’ll see it—I just replaced the color name with “white”.

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Posted: 15 November 2012 01:12 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 893 ]
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Ledhead - 15 November 2012 01:04 PM

Gotta go, see all of you in a bit.

If you quote her message, you can see she used the ‘[ color = white ]’ (remove spaces) trick (^_^)h.  Can also do this with different colours too ^_^.

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Posted: 15 November 2012 01:12 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 894 ]
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mouse over works too

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Posted: 15 November 2012 01:16 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 895 ]
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wendy♥catz - 15 November 2012 01:12 PM

mouse over works too

Bout to say that lol

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Posted: 15 November 2012 01:22 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 896 ]
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Skiriki - 15 November 2012 01:09 PM
Ledhead - 15 November 2012 01:02 PM

That was sick Skiriki, I loved it. LOL.

How did you get the text to be white btw or is it grey, as the Brits spell it.

I used the color tag option. Quote this post and you’ll see it—I just replaced the color name with “white”.

My dear Ski, next time one color will work. Just select the whole post before you color. That looks like to much work.

That said, thanks for killing the MOTHER host, I had Stuffy head yesterday but better today. I’ll clear all the way up now that you’ve killed the HOST.

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Posted: 15 November 2012 01:34 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 897 ]
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Jaderail - 15 November 2012 01:22 PM

My dear Ski, next time one color will work. Just select the whole post before you color. That looks like to much work.

I’m procrastinating! I’m supposed to write a short story or essay for my class, and I’m all BLAH BLAH BLAH I DON’T WANNA.

(Also, in that all-white post, I tried that. It did not work—it whited out the first paragraph, and then refused to white out the rest. At least in “preview post”.)

That said, thanks for killing the MOTHER host, I had Stuffy head yesterday but better today. I’ll clear all the way up now that you’ve killed the HOST.

Yer welcome. *Brrrrr!* It was so grotesque. And two days later it tried again, but sauna put stop to its nefarious plans!

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Posted: 15 November 2012 01:37 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 898 ]
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I leave you guys alone for just a few hours and what do you do to my two favorite threads? In one, the current topic is snot; in the other the topic is farts.
Well, I just have one thing to say about that…

WAY TO GO!!

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Posted: 15 November 2012 01:40 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 899 ]
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tjohn - 15 November 2012 01:37 PM

I leave you guys alone for just a few hours and what do you do to my two favorite threads? In one, the current topic is snot; in the other the topic is farts.
Well, I just have one thing to say about that…

WAY TO GO!!

We really are that good.

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Posted: 15 November 2012 02:21 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 900 ]
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Yup. That’s the way it goes round here tongue laugh

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