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Just Because I Can. STUPID THREAD V for Victory
Posted: 02 December 2012 10:38 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 991 ]
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As I said BEFORE, this is a bunch of POO!!

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Posted: 02 December 2012 10:50 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 992 ]
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nice render of the zebra and environment Jaderail, but sorry, THE REST IS PRETTY SHITTY!!!!

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Posted: 02 December 2012 11:02 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 993 ]
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There’s a lot of shi*ty recently tongue laugh

Fell like I need a shower wondering around this thread. Wonder if complaints thread is filled with air fragrance?

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Posted: 02 December 2012 11:24 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 994 ]
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Spyro - 02 December 2012 11:02 PM

There’s a lot of shi*ty recently tongue laugh

Fell like I need a shower wondering around this thread. Wonder if complaints thread is filled with air fragrance?

I’m going to up load some Scratch and Sniff’s in it, you need to stay here.

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Posted: 02 December 2012 11:36 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 995 ]
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Scratch and sniffs haha! Are they samples for a commercial product? Any Angelina Jolie fragrances LMAO! (They have a formula for every star you know, likely they dont use any perfume that smells remotely like it of course tongue laugh )

Better go through Avon, I hear they are the largest providers internationally with scratch and sniffs tongue laugh

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Posted: 02 December 2012 11:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 996 ]
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Bahaha! - “Jaderail the Avon Lady” LMAO!

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Posted: 02 December 2012 11:58 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 997 ]
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Avon!!
(sound of door opening here)
SCREECH!! (Sound of running and things breaking here, end with LOUD Door Slam.)
What? The face paint is 100% Avon. (puzzled, standing in door way.)
I can even show you how to put it on if you like. (Said to empty Very quite house.)

I’ll never sell any of this stuff… (he mumbles as we wanders down the sidewalk.)

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Posted: 02 December 2012 11:59 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 998 ]
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Don’t go all quiet on me Jader… It could be worse… You could be a ‘whored zombie’ gulp

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Posted: 03 December 2012 12:00 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 999 ]
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...so will Toy Pony and Unicorn poo shaders be forthcoming?

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Posted: 03 December 2012 12:02 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1000 ]
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Jaderail - 02 December 2012 11:58 PM

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Avon!!
(sound of door opening here)
SCREECH!! (Sound of running and things breaking here, end with LOUD Door Slam.)
What? The face paint is 100% Avon. (puzzled, standing in door way.)
I can even show you how to put it on if you like. (Said to empty Very quite house.)

I’ll never sell any of this stuff… (he mumbles as we wanders down the sidewalk.)

Spyro might buy the face paint tongue laugh

Like your story, it’d be a nice TV add haha!

EDIT: Mind you Spyro is a thief. (He’d prob infiltrate your home while Jader is sleeping and raid his war paint cupboard)  He lives in a street gang. Half the stuff he got on him was thieved. gulp He naughty… But he was raised differently to most of the society.

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Posted: 03 December 2012 12:21 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1001 ]
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Spyro - 03 December 2012 12:02 AM

EDIT: Mind you Spyro is a thief. (He’d prob infiltrate your home while Jader is sleeping and raid his war paint cupboard)  He lives in a street gang. Half the stuff he got on him was thieved. gulp He naughty… But he was raised differently to most of the society.

Feel free to wander into my Sunset Keep any old time you like. I always have a few TREATS set out for guests that visit. I truly enjoy a night of fun and games, I often insist you stay a few days…

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Posted: 03 December 2012 12:32 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1002 ]
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Jader is really that evil? gulp

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Posted: 03 December 2012 12:54 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1003 ]
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Spyro - 03 December 2012 12:32 AM

Jader is really that evil? gulp

Only to the ones who hold the secret I need to defeat my Dark Queen so I might return home. But I must LEARN what a visitor knows first…

A little persuasion often jogs those deeply held secrets free…

In the AD&D realm I’m a Neutral Evil Drow who was Exiled from the Underdark for losing a Minor House war the DARK Queen had demanded be won without her interference. She was not pleased, neither was my dame Lady Sunder. Death would have been kinder. You Surface BREEDS are soft, my sham kindness wins so many of you over that most of you see me as a helper rather than a foe.

Now please tell me my friend, which of these NEW Tech’s will send me back to my Realm of Magic? And give me the Might to face the Queen.

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Posted: 03 December 2012 01:28 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1004 ]
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In Spyro’s world, the Light is not so bright. Those who fight evil are another form of evil. Both sides are twisted, but what separates them is their values. Family, is not necessarily your ally, love turns to betrayal, and those who consider them selves ‘light’ are the most darkest of them all.

Those who fight for freedom and justice, also seek revenge… They are products of the enemy, corrupted by the enemy… their skills in war, the deadly arts, evasion, stealth, tactics… ALL were gained from the enemy, all are to be used against the enemy. But there are only few that have ever escaped their grasp… Even fewer that survive the years to come.

The few that do survive, they unite, but their efforts would wasted on the battlefield in head on attack, they are too few, and no one else is willing to rival the enemy. They target those with authority. One by one. Stealth is the key. Where does it end? ...

It ends where it begins.

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Posted: 03 December 2012 01:39 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1005 ]
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Sounds like a hell of a story. I’m looking forward to seeing and reading it. I lived (Played Jaderail) so I understand most of that, I think. I was Jade for most of 12 years of hard AD&D gaming. He became a part of me. My other self. I might tell his story one day. It ends bad for him, and yes he was that evil. But I had fun and so did all the rest of our 7 core gaming troop.

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