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I just watched ‘PSY Gangnam style’.... Didn’t know Kim Jong-un made a fashion-statement to make North-Korea popular as a tourist destination…

chohole - 16 November 2012 02:07 PM

This is stupid

That reminds me of when I got pulled over by a Missouri State Trooper for speeding. He tells me a couple of pretty good cop jokes, asks me to slow down, then lets me go. If that happened every time I’d always be speeding.

chohole - 16 November 2012 02:07 PM

This is stupid

Classic! That is stupidly funny.

chohole - 16 November 2012 02:07 PM

This is stupid

Oh, this is classic.

One night, I was happily enjoying a big cookie from Hardee’s.While cleaning up my crumbs afterward, I noticed I’d dropped some big chunks of cookie, so I decided to eat them starting wiuth the smaller chunk. But something was very wrong about this lotle chunk. It wasn’t soft and tasty like the rest of the cookie. I spitd it out as soon as I realized it was my detachad hearing aid mold.

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
Officer: Don’t have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can’t do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

Me: That was such a funny joke!
Also me: Yeah, I crack me up! (crickets)

tjohn - 16 November 2012 08:05 PM

Me: That was such a funny joke!
Also me: Yeah, I crack me up! (crickets)

Yeah that was pretty good. I got a laugh.

...that was good.  I needed that after a week full of of day job politik.

Loved the article about the Montana state trooper as well.

This Animation kick I’m on is starting to get to me. I know I’m not good at it but for the life of me I just can not stop. I’m on a FIXED income and I now NEED a kick butt video editor. I NEED a Awesome audio editor with a microphone and a usb external recorder.

My eyes are this big but my wallet is this big )( (two fingers touching). I’v gone 100% STUPID.

. . . . stupid. .

tjohn - 16 November 2012 08:05 PM

Me: That was such a funny joke!
Also me: Yeah, I crack me up! (crickets)

Tjohn You just made my day with that one, I’m gonna print that and give it to my boss at work tonight LMAO!!!

Whatever

Not sure how big a trend this was in the US… But sadly it was pretty big when I was at school LMAO!

Came across this on Facebook. Gave me a chuckle, since I knew alot of guys that did it haha! Unbeknown to them, apparently this is what it symbolizes in prison

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