'Oy, ladz, dese here bashas and hackas are ded 'ard, good fer crumpin' wit da 'oomies and da rest! Gorron, go get stuk in!'
Err, right. These rather crude but fearsome weapons are typical examples of the sort of 'Bashers' and 'Hackers' preferred by the crude Orcish and Goblinoid races. And it's always good to know the weapons of one's enemy... or ally.