“I don’t trust a guy talks funny. That’s just me. One night last year, squad’s on a training mission. Desert wind, stars, Buddy Holly on the jeep radio. Sergeant says pull over, what’s that. We pull over. Tall fella standin’ in the brush, only he ain’t alone, he’s got animals. We say ‘Mister, you might watch out with all them ki-otes.’ That’s what everbody calls ‘em, “KI-otes.” And he says, get this, “These ‘coy-O-tays’ are no concern of yours, they know the secrets of the night.”
“Coy-O-tays?” Well, right away we’re thinking foreigner. Maybe even a commie infiltrator or spy.
Sergeant draws on him, man, that was all she wrote.
I heard a roar, and dived under the jeep. Woke up, the squad was gone, but the tall fella had even more ki-otes with him. Heck, maybe they was “coy-O-tes”. Sgt J. Bodine, US Army, ret.
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